Posted in DefaultTag, Tarot, Beltane, Maypole, Between the Worlds, Sabbat Festivals, drag queen, sex, civil rights, Gerald Gardner on May 8th, 2010
Carmen and Lucky lay their plan for changing the world. Pay attention, pagans -- this is the episode that starts it ALL rolling! Civil rights and drag queen masturbation, all in the same breath!! Carmen explains that there's more than one way to dance around a Maypole (ahem), and one of them involves a lot of stinky cheese. Covens and sex, and Gerald Gardner pops up again, and Carmen alleges a scandalous origin of Wicca's founder. Oh, and did we mention sex? We also riff on some tarot cards. Lots and lots and lots of sex mentioned, so keep the kiddies away from this episode. Hope you are all having a blessed Beltane -- remember, WISH BIG! Email us at eatmypaganass@gmail.com to tell us what you wish for this magical season!
Featured musical artist: "Beltane Twirl" sung by Luckylicious
Closing song: "Come on get happy" - The Partridge Family
Recorded on May 5, 2010, NYC; Published May 8, 2010
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Posted in Astrology, witchcraft, Tarot, asstrology, love, listener email, prostitution, Wigglian Way podcast, war, Celtic ash tree, empowerment on Feb 26th, 2010
It's Carmen's birthday, bitches! So wish her a happy one by sending her an ecard at eatmypaganass@gmail.com. And since it's her birthday, here's some of her favorite eye candy:
In this episode we discuss novelas, Carmen's fireman fantasies, prostitution and erotic massage from a pagan perspective, war & pleasure, listener emails, @sstrology, self empowerment and responsible witchhood, The Wigglian Way podcast, books (a pagan love affair!) and community service.
Remember - this is a video enhanced podcast with chapters, so look for photos and links embedded in the podcast.
Here are some links mentioned in the episode:
The Wigglian Way podcast, episode 63: http://bit.ly/Wig-63
The Wigglian Way podcast, episode 64: http://bit.ly/Wig-64
Carmen's favorite tarot book by Marcia Masino: http://bit.ly/best-tarot
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Posted in pagan, Wicca, magic, Tarot, runes, karma, paganism, Christianity, money, mothers, blasphemy, Juche, Buddhism, Judaism, Hinduism, Islam, Scientology, Rastafarianism, Atheism on Jan 12th, 2010
The Catholic lawmakers in Ireland have made blasphemy illegal. Well, Carmen and Lucky say, "blaspheme THIS, you Leprechaun-lovin', Guinness swiggin, wafer-eatin' embarrassments to your Celtic ancestors!" This episode is chock-full of offensive swill, sure enough to piss off any uptight religio-twats. Bring your sense of humor...otherwise, you're in for one HELL of a ride! Tarot and rune divination, a prosperity spell, listener email, and more in this episode. Featured pagan artist: Gaia Resurrect. Featured pagan podcast/blog: Inciting a Riot, with Fire Lyte. Feature pagan store: Magickal Realms & Pagan Center of New York.
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Posted in Astrology, luckylicious, carmen kickass, Tarot, dating, Tower card, Tower, alcohol, parties, Pisces, relationships on Apr 4th, 2007
Lucky is sober and cranky and Carmen is laughing it up because it's her birthday party (and Lucky's jealous). Vaginal soundscapes (aka labial ululations), listener emails, the Tower Card (AGAIN with the Tower!), the lesser banishing ritual, the Book of Urantia, and fishcake abound!
Featuring "Abyss" by Electric Skychurch.
Tower Card Two-fer
Pisces: the dreamer of the deep waters
Email us with your techniques for banishing the blues. What songs lift your spirits? When your cranky, what do you do to turn that frown upside down? And when you throw a pagan party, what's your MUST PLAY song? eatmypaganass@gmail.com.
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Posted in NYC, Astrology, numerology, luckylicious, carmen kickass, Tarot, Asatru, asstrology, 15 - Algiz, devil, Heimdall, Odin, 23 on Mar 24th, 2007
Carmen Kickass & Luckylicious celebrate Eat My Pagan Ass's quinciñera (15th birthday) by dragging up the DEVIL card and riffing on the rune ALGIZ (say it with me: Hail Heimdall, hookers!). We discuss some pagany NYC architecture and pull more tarot cards. This one is funny and full of wisdom, folks!
ALGIZ
Email us with your questions for Carmen & Lucky for on-air rune readings. Or send us your insights into the Devil card, the algiz rune, and anything related to the number 15!! eatmypaganass@gmail.com.
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