Episodes

Friday Jul 30, 2010
EMPA#0032: Gods Bless America!
Friday Jul 30, 2010
Friday Jul 30, 2010
Season 3, Episode 1 (EMPA#0032): Gods Bless America Recorded NYC, July 4, 2010 Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious launch the third season of their hit pagan podcast, Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, Carmen and Lucky get into the spirit of the July 4 holiday and celebrate a pagan perspective on independence, freedom, liberation, and patriotism. Following the examples of the United States' founding fathers (and mothers), Carmen and Lucky take a stand against THE MAN, tyranny, oppression, and instead exercise their rights to freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The astrological influences of Cancer are felt in this episode--security, pride in the home(land), and standing up for our young country in the face of critics. We meditate on mental or spiritual self-imprisonment and ways to embrace and practice freedom on many different levels of existence.
Lots of great patriotic music in this episode, too:
- Lady Hope's Reel - American Fife Ensemble
- Lovely Nancy - American Fife Ensemble
- Federal Overture - Hesperus
- American Life - Madonna
- Freedom 90 - George Michael
- Liberty Song - Sherrill Milnes and Jon Spong
- Rickett's Hornpipe / Fisher's Hornpipe - Hesperus
- Star Spangled Banner - Cactus Cuties
Email us to tell us any damn thing you want: eatmypaganass@gmail.com Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 |

Tuesday Jan 12, 2010
EMPA#0023: The Art of Blasphemy, Taken to a New Low
Tuesday Jan 12, 2010
Tuesday Jan 12, 2010
The Catholic lawmakers in Ireland have made blasphemy illegal. Well, Carmen and Lucky say, "blaspheme THIS, you Leprechaun-lovin', Guinness swiggin, wafer-eatin' embarrassments to your Celtic ancestors!" This episode is chock-full of offensive swill, sure enough to piss off any uptight religio-twats. Bring your sense of humor...otherwise, you're in for one HELL of a ride! Tarot and rune divination, a prosperity spell, listener email, and more in this episode. Featured pagan artist: Gaia Resurrect. Featured pagan podcast/blog: Inciting a Riot, with Fire Lyte. Feature pagan store: Magickal Realms & Pagan Center of New York.
Email us with your most blasphemous thoughts, artwork, songs, everything! We want to see it all! If you're new to the show, introduce yourself. We'd love to give you a shout-out on a future episode of Eat My Pagan Ass. eatmypaganass@gmail.com.Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://podcast.eatmypaganass.com. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss. Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992. |

Monday Jun 05, 2006
EMPA#0005: Freya Aswynn, the Wicked Witch of the North
Monday Jun 05, 2006
Monday Jun 05, 2006
Freya Aswynn, a.k.a. The Wicked Witch of the North, author of Northern Mysteries and Magick: Runes, Gods, and Feminine Powers, discusses with Lucky how she found the runes, and how the runes have shaped her destiny as an occultist and as a leading voice for the feminine powers within the modern world of Asatru and Germanic heathenism.
Go to Freya Aswynn's Web site: http://www.aswynn.co.uk. Freya Aswynn's WikiPedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freya_Aswynn And check out this KICKASS video from YouTube of Freya galdering the runes while the rune images she created play across the screen: DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR FREYA? Email us and Freya might do a rune reading for you on the show! Episode 5 Song credits: "Songs of Yggdrasil" by Freya AswynnEmail us at eatmypaganass@gmail.com to send us your comments, questions, hate mail, fan mail, whatevs! Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Sunday Apr 02, 2006
EMPA#0001: NYC Witches, Rich Bitches, and the Mob
Sunday Apr 02, 2006
Sunday Apr 02, 2006
Carmen and Lucky launch their first episode in a series of madcap romps through the mysteries of paganism and living as a pagan in this world. Much personal detail revealed. Is Carmen in the mob? Are muggles real? Can pagan dating succeed? NYC WITCHES...
...RICH BITCHES... ...AND THE MOB Song credits: "Curse of the Phoenix" (EMPA theme song) from the album "Heavy Shit" by Skitzo, courtesy of Magnatune.comWe want to hear from you! Email us us eatmypaganass@gmail.com and send us your questions, comments, fan mail, hate mail, dirty pictures, cooking tips, deep spiritual questions (can't guarantee deep spiritual responses, but sometimes we surprise ourselves!). Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com