Episodes

Sunday Oct 02, 2011
EMPA#0041: Christopher Penczak, Pagan Paths, and Assless Chaps
Sunday Oct 02, 2011
Sunday Oct 02, 2011
One sweltering early September morning at Gay Witch Camp (aka Between The Worlds queer pagan men's gathering) in southern Ohio, I was lugging my camping gear to and fro when who should happen to wander by and in a grand gesture of chivalry offer me some assistance but none other than the World Famous Pagan Author and Witch, Christopher "Get Off My Robe, Bitch" Penczak?!? It's not every day two of pagandom's most notorious gay witches meet for the first time. The earthworms will sing of our fateful encounter for generations to come. As it so happened, being the informed witch that I am (it pays to have dirt on people) I knew Mr. Penczak was going to be there and I was planning to hunt him down and nag him until he agreed to be interviewed. So imagine my delight when he not only found ME but also practically begged me to let him be on the show. Well, what can I say...they don't call me Lucky for nothing. I played hard to get at first, of course, but I consented. He IS world famous, after all.
Christopher "Get Off My Robe, Bitch" Penczak gets a smooch from Luckylicious.
In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass podcast, Christopher Penczak dishes ALL to Lucky -- starting from his childhood Catholic porn fantasies wending all the way through his meteoric rise to grand poobah (well, 1/3rd poobah) of a pretty awesome school of witchcraft (but not wizardry...no, including the wizardry curriculum would have opened the school up to threats of copyright infringement from the folks at Hogwarts). Assless chaps are involved, as is much flirting and general silliness, all of which spice up what is a very interesting and informative glimpse into the life of one of modern paganism's most prolific witches and occultists, and explores the Temple of Witchcraft he created with his life partners Steve Kenson and Adam Sartwell.
Recorded September 15, 2011. Published October 2, 2011.
Featured web links:
Christopher Penczak's website: http://www.christopherpenczak.com
The Temple of Witchcraft website: http://www.templeofwitchcraft.com
Otherworld Apothecary witchcraft supplies website: http://www.otherworld-apothecary.com/
Between The Worlds queer pagan men's festival website: http://www.betweentheworlds.org
Featured musical artists:
Emerald Rose performing "Freya, Shakti" from the album "Bending Tradition"
The Gypsy Nomads performing "Belly Trance" from the album "At the Carnival Eclectique"
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Tuesday Feb 09, 2010
EMPA#0024: Go To Hell, Pat Robertson - or - Demonic Mnemonics
Tuesday Feb 09, 2010
Tuesday Feb 09, 2010
Carmen and Lucky invite a couple friends over for a coffee klatsch -- Delphi and The Superchungus riff with our cohosts about Secrets in paganism, NYC rituals, the Cult of Madonna, Death, dirty pagan asses, Radical Faerie Heart Circles, multiverses and time travel reverse Reiki healing, journeys to the Edge(s), weather magic, Haiti/Pat Robertson/Devil, and Luciferian witchcraft. Eavesdrop on this roaming conversation with four NYC (well, three NYC and now one Hawaiian) witches. Anything goes on this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass.
Join the Cult of Madonna!
Special Guests: Delphi and The Superchungus
Music credits: "Wondring Aloud" by Jethro Tull; "What's the Buzz" from Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack; "Death on Two Legs" by Queen; "Jets" from West Side Story; "Sh'Boom (Life Could Be A Dream)" by The Crew Cuts
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Tuesday Dec 15, 2009
EMPA#0020: Eat My Pagan TURKEY Ass
Tuesday Dec 15, 2009
Tuesday Dec 15, 2009
Email us with your favorite recipes for TURKEY ASS or any non-conventional food that you prepare in a pagan way. What's your must-bring dish that you take to every party and why? What are you grateful for, and how do you express that gratitude? If you're new to the show, introduce yourself. We'd love to give you a shout-out on a future episode of Eat My Pagan Ass. eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com |

Friday Apr 06, 2007
EMPA#0017: Psychic Attack and Lucky Stars!
Friday Apr 06, 2007
Friday Apr 06, 2007
Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious take on ritual crashers, answer lister email, and meditate on the Star card!
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Sunday Jul 16, 2006
EMPA#0008: Magic Mushroom Head Circumcision in Mercury Retrograde
Sunday Jul 16, 2006
Sunday Jul 16, 2006
Carmen and the astrologically afflicted Leo, Prince Lucky, discuss the implications of Mercury retrograde and its impact on genital mutilation: to cut, or not to cut? Much discussion of man bits and hallucinogens, but not in that order! Astrology galore and reader emails...YAY!!!
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