Eat My Pagan Ass - Pagan Podcast

Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious are back from their siesta with another episode of the most famous pagan podcast on the planet -- Eat My Pagan Ass! In this episode, we remember the amazing talents of the widely imitated Miss Cleo of Psychic Friends Network fame (don't worry, she's still alive, thank the Goddess!), discuss the power of intuition and its ability to protect us from dangerous situations, swap some pretty grody recipes, spiral off on yet another tangent about Carmen's frickin' birds, and respond to a TON of awesome listener emails (you guys ROCK!).

Thanks to our latest donors to the 666 Club -- Kate and The Highway Hermit.  Also thanks to Brooke for sending us this awesome piece of artwork, which she calls "Holding Magick":

Happy Midsummer, bitches! Love, Carmen and Lucky...

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GUMMY BEAR PORN!

Podcasting from a trailer-park shack in the sky, Carmen and Lucky are on a gummy bear-induced sugar high, so their ADD is at its zenith. Editing has helped, but they're all over the map on this episode: obesity and thin obsession, Anna Wintour, Johnny Weir, tarot readings, listener emails, Carmen's birthday wishes, gummy bears as sex toys, 2010 Pisces Party shenanigans, did we mention Gummy Bears? Oh, and two very special announcements, including:

• Wicca History Project: a new video series produced by EMPA Productions featuring Zan Fraser, author of A Briefe Historie of Wytches, now in filming and available soon on YouTube. Stay tuned!
• Grannylicious, Lucky's somewhat mentally loose 93 year old grandmother (and a fierce witch -- one of the originals) is coming to town and is demanding to be on the podcast -- so look out for her.

Featured pagan musical artist: Glitterpussy, performing "Skinny" live (acoustic) at Starwood Festival 2009 - http://www.myspace.com/glitterpussy Featured pagan artist: Logan G.

Episode 27 recorded March 6, 2010, New York City, NY. Released March 24, 2010.

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Happy New Year, pagany friends! It's 2010, and not much has changed! It's politics (of fear) as usual, the Jihad is still on (what are YOU wearing under there?), and we're questioning whether this new Pope has been testicle-checked. Carmen decides to launch a Pentacade (rather than Crusade, get it?) and lunges at the Pope during Christmas mass. Lucky calls for a storming of the Vatican archives to reclaim pagan treasures. And we propose new tactics for preventing future underwear bomb attacks. Let's just say it's another "smooth move" from New York City's craziest pagans.

Email us with your New Year resolutions, and let us know: if you could join our Pentacade and storm the Vatican to reclaim pagan treasures of yore, what would you hope to find? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://podcast.eatmypaganass.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

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Carmen & Lucky have just returned from the craziest pagan Thanksgiving party EVER. You won't wanna miss this DISH! (Warning: have a barf bag at the ready!)  Also discussed: labyrinths, magic circles (to close or not to close, that is the question), carnivorous pagans, the Judgment Card of the tarot, and the rune Mannaz. Make sure to save some room for dessert!

Email us with your favorite recipes for TURKEY ASS or any non-conventional food that you prepare in a pagan way. What's your must-bring dish that you take to every party and why? What are you grateful for, and how do you express that gratitude? If you're new to the show, introduce yourself. We'd love to give you a shout-out on a future episode of Eat My Pagan Ass. eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Season Two begins! Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious have found their way back to this world from their transdimensional wrong-turn. They describe their fantasmagorical experiences in alternate universes and try to adjust to being gone for 2-and-a-half years. 2012 apocalypse approaches! Or does it? Are we misinterpreting the Mayan calendar? News flash: the world is better today than when they left it. We've had a quantum shift to the light, kiddies! Let's CELEBRATE! Cheney is NOT president in THIS reality! Whahoo! It's the Sliders (think Syfy, not beef) episode of Eat My Pagan Ass, season two.

Carmen & Lucky in the Transdimensional Portal

New theme song music from "Love Dog" by Big Bad Sun (Chris Juergensen), available on Magnatune.com: http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/juergenson-badsun/ We're so glad to be back, beeeyotches! Big Bad Sun by Big Bad Sun (Chris Juergensen) on Magnatune.com Big Bad Sun by Big Bad Sun

Email us with your thoughts about 2012, apocalyptic thinking, parallel universes, faerie realms, and switching bodies with your friends! If you're new to the show, introduce yourself. We'd love to give you a shout-out on a future episode of Eat My Pagan Ass. eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com