Episodes

Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
EMPA#0033: It Gets Better (Don't Off Yourself!)
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
Season 3, Episode 2 (EMPA#0033): It Gets Better (Don't Off Yourself!) Recorded NYC, October 3, 2010 Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious proudly bring you the thirty-third installment of Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, we bring everyone up to speed on just where the heck we've been all summer long. Lucky's been on Fire Island, the notorious gay haven by the sea, communing with the elements and checking out all the delicious, roasting meat (see poem below). Carmen has been hopping the globe, stirring up trouble on both U.S. coasts and beyond. Both of us are asking "What the fuck is going on with all these gay suicides?" and you can bet we've got something to say about it. It's not all Sturm und Drang, however; we take a playful detour through the adventures of love (and how NOT to run away from the opportunity to love and be loved in return); we celebrate the official recognition of Druidry in the U.K. as a legitimate religion; we reply to some listener emails; we dish on J.K. Rowling's recent appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show; announce that the legendary Enchantments magical store in New York City is alive and well on the Lower East Side; ruminate on the coming Samhain season; explore Carmen's unnatural fascination with large zits (gag); mention Perdurabo, an updated biography on the man, the myth, the legend himself, Aleister Crowley ("Uncle Al"), written by Richard Kaczynski; and last but not least we hear a wonderful new song by Jeff Altergott called "It Gets Better" dedicated to all the GLBTQ youth out there struggling with daily harassment for being who they are.
Featured artist: Jeffrey Altergott And now for a poem: Fire Island September 18, 2010 by Lucky de las Brujas Roiling tides that presage the storms at sea, Half-naked (or fully bare) boys with tans Hurling themselves, laughing, carefree, Into the swelling waters, finding fun In daring Dame Nature herself. Thongs on feet that flip, now flop, Now left alone along dry, sometimes-splintered boardwalks, Abandoned by their owners, Who prefer to feel the fire of the sun In the hot sands baking—almost burning— Between their carefully manicured toes, Connecting body to beach, man to eternity. A timeless sounding as surf sinks into the porous shore, Ephemeral sea foam fizzing into nothingness. Dingbat birds with tiny bodies, long legs, and even longer beaks Chase after the receding, briny waters Wanting to taste the sweet, moist meat of a fat worm Buried below the thirsty sucking mud. Pardon our sound--Lucky forgot to bring the good audio recorder and so this one was made with an iPhone.
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Friday Feb 26, 2010
EMPA#0026: Sacred Prostitution and Other Pagan Love Affairs
Friday Feb 26, 2010
Friday Feb 26, 2010
It's Carmen's birthday, bitches! So wish her a happy one by sending her an ecard at eatmypaganass@gmail.com. And since it's her birthday, here's some of her favorite eye candy:
In this episode we discuss novelas, Carmen's fireman fantasies, prostitution and erotic massage from a pagan perspective, war & pleasure, listener emails, @sstrology, self empowerment and responsible witchhood, The Wigglian Way podcast, books (a pagan love affair!) and community service.
Remember - this is a video enhanced podcast with chapters, so look for photos and links embedded in the podcast.
Here are some links mentioned in the episode:
The Wigglian Way podcast, episode 63: http://bit.ly/Wig-63
The Wigglian Way podcast, episode 64: http://bit.ly/Wig-64
Carmen's favorite tarot book by Marcia Masino: http://bit.ly/best-tarot
Email us with your take on pleasure cults, sexuality and prostitution. Also, does your coven do community service? Tell us about it -- what's the effect on the community, on the coven, and on your personal spiritual development? eatmypaganass@gmail.com.Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.comFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 |

Tuesday Feb 16, 2010
EMPA#0025: Eat Your Heart Out! St. Valentine Was a Loon!
Tuesday Feb 16, 2010
Tuesday Feb 16, 2010
It's Valentine's Day, so Carmen and Lucky are waxing philosophical about the nuances of love, pagan handfastings, polyamory, gay bashing, and obsession. Is love just a mental disorder, a neurochemically induced fugue state of codependent lust? Or is it something more spiritual than that? We don't know, but we sure have fun trying to guess. Special contests announced in this episode. Psst, Carmen uses the "C" word in this episode!! OH, and it's her birthday on the 26th, so send her some e-love at eatmypaganass@gmail.com.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
Email us your stories of love, gained or lost. Don't forget our contests this episode: (1) Send us your pagan joke ideas for the podcast intro, but remember the punchline has to be "eat my pagan ass!" and (2) send pictures of what you THINK Carmen looks like. eatmypaganass@gmail.com.Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 |

Wednesday Feb 07, 2007
EMPA#0012: Capitalism Is Love - Part 1
Wednesday Feb 07, 2007
Wednesday Feb 07, 2007
Carmen & Lucky get into the New Years Groove, low-carb eating out, manscaping & jalking, comatose catheter dongers, Carmen has a boyfriend!! Single women: ROAR! Pimp my altar, presidential picks for 2008, spread the love/pay it forward, and Pagan Judgementaljism -- all in this, episode #12 of Eat My Pagan Ass.
Email us with your New Year's tales of mayhem and magic. What, if anything, do you intend to change about yourself in the coming year and why? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com