Enlightenment doesn’t have to be DULL! Irreverent to the core, this pagan podcast dances on the athame’s edge, blurring the line between sacred and profane! Rules — who needs ‘em?
In this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast, Carmen Kickass lashes back at Grannylicious (aka Voldegranny), but short of starting a witch war proceeds with caution because she's truly scared of the evil that Granny can do (and has done), least of all the murder of Carmen's beloved parakeet Paco (R.I.P.)! Lucky doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and changes the subject to more fun topics, like Sex and Beltane and Maypoles (ahem). But first -- the Vatican is at it again, deflecting responsibility for its sex abuse scandals by blaming homosexuality instead of its unnatural policy of priestly celibacy. Nice try, lump heads. Carmen and Lucky respond to TONS of listener emails about coming out of the broom closet, Project Pagan Enough, high priestesses who can't get over themselves, and more candle magic.
Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com
The Catholic lawmakers in Ireland have made blasphemy illegal. Well, Carmen and Lucky say, "blaspheme THIS, you Leprechaun-lovin', Guinness swiggin, wafer-eatin' embarrassments to your Celtic ancestors!" This episode is chock-full of offensive swill, sure enough to piss off any uptight religio-twats. Bring your sense of humor...otherwise, you're in for one HELL of a ride! Tarot and rune divination, a prosperity spell, listener email, and more in this episode. Featured pagan artist: Gaia Resurrect. Featured pagan podcast/blog: Inciting a Riot, with Fire Lyte. Feature pagan store: Magickal Realms & Pagan Center of New York.
Email us with your most blasphemous thoughts, artwork, songs, everything! We want to see it all! If you're new to the show, introduce yourself. We'd love to give you a shout-out on a future episode of Eat My Pagan Ass. eatmypaganass@gmail.com.Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://podcast.eatmypaganass.com.
So Carmen and I met up last night and she had a GREAT idea: Eat My Pagan Ass needs to be on YouTube. It's a perfect way to get our Bad Ass Pagan Theater episodes out there (boy, have we got some wild plans for this, our most popular segment!) So, we've extracted episode BAPT#1 from EMPA podcast #9 and published it as a stand-alone video. I'm curious to see if it will be flagged or otherwise pulled down.
Be sure to get over to YouTube, subscribe to our video channel, and leave some comments & rate our videos. We're building a community here and the more you contribute to it the more we hope you'll get out of it.
we broadcast the first ever installment of "Badass Pagan Theater," in which we mock christian creation theory and the story of Noah's Ark; we ponder the neverending rain; lock horns with an ornery Wiccan highpriestess (or so she claims to be); and answer listener e-mails galore!!!
Major Update: this episode contains follow-along art that you can view in your iPod video window or iTunes album artwork & video viewer. It appears that the opening credits are a bit too complex for an iPhone to play, so there's some lag unfortunately. You can watch how it is SUPPOSED to work by viewing it in iTunes or on our Web site: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com/2006/07/27/eat-my-pagan-ss-0009-badass-pagan-theater-premier/
NOTE: if you downloaded this episode when it originally aired in 2006, the original episode did not have the art.
This episode originally broadcast July 27, 2006; re-broadcast with added art content October 31, 2009.
Email us and tell us what myths (from paganism, christianity, or anything else) you'd like to see Carmen and Lucky re-enact: eatmypaganass@gmail.com.
Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com
