Enlightenment doesn’t have to be DULL! Irreverent to the core, this pagan podcast dances on the athame’s edge, blurring the line between sacred and profane! Rules — who needs ‘em?
Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious have found their way back to this world from their transdimensional wrong-turn. They describe their fantasmagorical experiences in alternate universes and try to adjust to being gone for 2-and-a-half years.
2012 apocalypse approaches! Or does it? Are we misinterpreting the Mayan calendar? News flash: the world is better today than when they left it. We've had a quantum shift to the light, kiddies! Let's CELEBRATE! Cheney is NOT president in THIS reality! Whahoo! It's the Sliders (think Syfy, not beef) episode of Eat My Pagan Ass, season two.
Carmen & Lucky in the Transdimensional Portal
New theme song music from "Love Dog" by Big Bad Sun (Chris Juergensen), available on Magnatune.com: http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/juergenson-badsun/
We're so glad to be back, beeeyotches!
Big Bad Sun by Big Bad Sun (Chris Juergensen) on Magnatune.com
Big Bad Sun by Big Bad Sun
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Carmen Kickass & Luckylicious celebrate Eat My Pagan Ass's quinciñera (15th birthday) by dragging up the DEVIL card and riffing on the rune ALGIZ (say it with me: Hail Heimdall, hookers!). We discuss some pagany NYC architecture and pull more tarot cards. This one is funny and full of wisdom, folks!
ALGIZ
Email us with your questions for Carmen & Lucky for on-air rune readings. Or send us your insights into the Devil card, the algiz rune, and anything related to the number 15!! eatmypaganass@gmail.com.
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Carmen & Lucky take on their fears -- of heights, heroin junkies, Jehova's rapture, and the return of the beast. 666! George Bush receives a spontaneous regression and his inner naughty child receives a spanking from Carmen & Lucky.
This is one of our favorite episodes!!
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Carmen & Lucky explore the forces of fate: differences between personal karma and larger, group-level karma. We discuss Pong (that funky yet arousing man smell). We ridicule some of the more mainstream religious rituals (we're shameless), and we respond to our first listener emails (including the famous Bibel [sic] thumping Ted from St. Louis.
SACRED COW
Auðumbla and Búri.
A Norse mythology image from the 18th century Icelandic manuscript "NKS 1867 4to", now in the care of the Danish Royal Library.
SACRED SOWS (?)
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Carmen and Lucky launch their first episode in a series of madcap romps through the mysteries of paganism and living as a pagan in this world. Much personal detail revealed. Is Carmen in the mob? Are muggles real? Can pagan dating succeed?
NYC WITCHES...
...RICH BITCHES...
...AND THE MOB
Song credits:
"Curse of the Phoenix" (EMPA theme song) from the album "Heavy Shit" by Skitzo, courtesy of Magnatune.com
We want to hear from you! Email us us eatmypaganass@gmail.com and send us your questions, comments, fan mail, hate mail, dirty pictures, cooking tips, deep spiritual questions (can't guarantee deep spiritual responses, but sometimes we surprise ourselves!).
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