Episodes

Thursday Dec 31, 2009
EMPA#0022: 2010 Predictions: Pope in a Poke & the Downfall of the Vatican
Thursday Dec 31, 2009
Thursday Dec 31, 2009
Happy New Year, pagany friends! It's 2010, and not much has changed! It's politics (of fear) as usual, the Jihad is still on (what are YOU wearing under there?), and we're questioning whether this new Pope has been testicle-checked. Carmen decides to launch a Pentacade (rather than Crusade, get it?) and lunges at the Pope during Christmas mass. Lucky calls for a storming of the Vatican archives to reclaim pagan treasures. And we propose new tactics for preventing future underwear bomb attacks. Let's just say it's another "smooth move" from New York City's craziest pagans.
Email us with your New Year resolutions, and let us know: if you could join our Pentacade and storm the Vatican to reclaim pagan treasures of yore, what would you hope to find? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://podcast.eatmypaganass.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com |

Friday Apr 06, 2007
EMPA#0017: Psychic Attack and Lucky Stars!
Friday Apr 06, 2007
Friday Apr 06, 2007
Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious take on ritual crashers, answer lister email, and meditate on the Star card!
Email us about your most annoying ritual moments involving unwelcome guests. And what about Hope? How does that get you through the dark times? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com
Saturday Feb 24, 2007
EMPA#0014: Britney's Tower -- Get that girl a weave!
Saturday Feb 24, 2007
Saturday Feb 24, 2007
Carmen and Lucky catch up on listener emails - SHOUT OUT, HOOKERS! you ROCK!! - Britney Spears has a meltdown ala the Tower Card - what price Fame, we ask? (and we would know!) Dream walking and Lucky rants about republicrats and Iraq. Carmen pulls a tarot card, and our listeners ask for a logical proof of god's existence. All in a day's work on Eat My Pagan Ass!
Email us and tell us about your dream journeys. Do you have recurring dreams? Best places, worst places you've gone in dreamscape? And can YOU give one logical proof of the existence of the gods? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com