Eat My Pagan Ass - Pagan Podcast

Blessed Yule, pagan ass eaters!! It's the winter solstice with a kick: total lunar eclipse! Whahoo! That means anything goes, and it DOES in this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast.  Lucky is a single gay pagan AGAIN (don't worry--he's okay with that) and Carmen has the hots for some guy and this time actually works up the nerve to talk to him. (It's progress, not perfection, right?)

We touch one last time (for now) on the passing of Lucky's dear friend, Glitterpussy, and the pagan implications of death and, apropos to the season, rebirth. Friends are among our most valued treasures, so treasure them! Chanukah schmooze 2010! We respond to some listener emails, which include tarot and rune readings, before heading out to Rockefeller Center to gaze upon the giant painted-up Yule tree and make fun of NYC tourists (keep coming back! we love you!) Lots of musical interludes in this episode, so enjoy!

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Featured music:

We Speak No Americano - Yolando Be Cool & DCap

I Feel Pretty - West Side Story original soundtrack recording

With a Little Help from My Friends - The Beatles

We Are a Circle - Luckylicious

Dreydl, Dreydl - Mark Eckardt, Jessica Rotter and The Dreydl Kids

Hava Nagila - London Festival Orchestra

Klezmer Waltz - Margot Leverette & the Klezmer Mountain Boys

Christmas Day in the Morning - Shira Kammen*

Carol of the Bells - Celtic Woman

Baby Elephant Walk - Al Caiola/Billy May

Spear Burn - Belief Systems*

Talk Box - Belief Systems*

Deep House - Belief Systems*

Electro Jive - Belief Systems*

Apple Tree Wassail - Shira Kammen*

The Holly Bears a Berry - Shira Kammen*

Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles

*Courtesy www.magnatune.com

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Recorded December 4, 2010 Aired December 21, 2010

Happy solstice, everybody!

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Season 3, Episode 1 (EMPA#0032): Gods Bless America

Recorded NYC, July 4, 2010

Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious launch the third season of their hit pagan podcast, Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, Carmen and Lucky get into the spirit of the July 4 holiday and celebrate a pagan perspective on independence, freedom, liberation, and patriotism. Following the examples of the United States' founding fathers (and mothers), Carmen and Lucky take a stand against THE MAN, tyranny, oppression, and instead exercise their rights to freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The astrological influences of Cancer are felt in this episode--security, pride in the home(land), and standing up for our young country in the face of critics. We meditate on mental or spiritual self-imprisonment and ways to embrace and practice freedom on many different levels of existence.

Lots of great patriotic music in this episode, too:

• Lady Hope's Reel - American Fife Ensemble
• Lovely Nancy - American Fife Ensemble
• Federal Overture - Hesperus
• American Life - Madonna
• Freedom 90 - George Michael
• Liberty Song - Sherrill Milnes and Jon Spong
• Rickett's Hornpipe / Fisher's Hornpipe - Hesperus
• Star Spangled Banner - Cactus Cuties

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Happy New Year, pagany friends! It's 2010, and not much has changed! It's politics (of fear) as usual, the Jihad is still on (what are YOU wearing under there?), and we're questioning whether this new Pope has been testicle-checked. Carmen decides to launch a Pentacade (rather than Crusade, get it?) and lunges at the Pope during Christmas mass. Lucky calls for a storming of the Vatican archives to reclaim pagan treasures. And we propose new tactics for preventing future underwear bomb attacks. Let's just say it's another "smooth move" from New York City's craziest pagans.

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Carmen & Lucky have just returned from the craziest pagan Thanksgiving party EVER. You won't wanna miss this DISH! (Warning: have a barf bag at the ready!)  Also discussed: labyrinths, magic circles (to close or not to close, that is the question), carnivorous pagans, the Judgment Card of the tarot, and the rune Mannaz. Make sure to save some room for dessert!

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