Episodes
Tuesday Dec 21, 2010
EMPA#0036: Happy Winter Solstice / Yule / Christmas / Chanukah / etc.
Tuesday Dec 21, 2010
Tuesday Dec 21, 2010
Blessed Yule, pagan ass eaters!! It's the winter solstice with a kick: total lunar eclipse! Whahoo! That means anything goes, and it DOES in this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass pagan podcast. Lucky is a single gay pagan AGAIN (don't worry--he's okay with that) and Carmen has the hots for some guy and this time actually works up the nerve to talk to him. (It's progress, not perfection, right?)
We touch one last time (for now) on the passing of Lucky's dear friend, Glitterpussy, and the pagan implications of death and, apropos to the season, rebirth. Friends are among our most valued treasures, so treasure them! Chanukah schmooze 2010! We respond to some listener emails, which include tarot and rune readings, before heading out to Rockefeller Center to gaze upon the giant painted-up Yule tree and make fun of NYC tourists (keep coming back! we love you!) Lots of musical interludes in this episode, so enjoy!
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Featured music:
We Speak No Americano - Yolando Be Cool & DCap
I Feel Pretty - West Side Story original soundtrack recording
With a Little Help from My Friends - The Beatles
We Are a Circle - Luckylicious
Dreydl, Dreydl - Mark Eckardt, Jessica Rotter and The Dreydl Kids
Hava Nagila - London Festival Orchestra
Klezmer Waltz - Margot Leverette & the Klezmer Mountain Boys
Christmas Day in the Morning - Shira Kammen*
Carol of the Bells - Celtic Woman
Baby Elephant Walk - Al Caiola/Billy May
Spear Burn - Belief Systems*
Talk Box - Belief Systems*
Deep House - Belief Systems*
Electro Jive - Belief Systems*
Apple Tree Wassail - Shira Kammen*
The Holly Bears a Berry - Shira Kammen*
Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles
*Courtesy www.magnatune.com
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Recorded December 4, 2010 Aired December 21, 2010
Happy solstice, everybody!
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
EMPA#0033: It Gets Better (Don't Off Yourself!)
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
Tuesday Oct 12, 2010
Season 3, Episode 2 (EMPA#0033): It Gets Better (Don't Off Yourself!) Recorded NYC, October 3, 2010 Carmen Kickass and Luckylicious proudly bring you the thirty-third installment of Eat My Pagan Ass. In this episode, we bring everyone up to speed on just where the heck we've been all summer long. Lucky's been on Fire Island, the notorious gay haven by the sea, communing with the elements and checking out all the delicious, roasting meat (see poem below). Carmen has been hopping the globe, stirring up trouble on both U.S. coasts and beyond. Both of us are asking "What the fuck is going on with all these gay suicides?" and you can bet we've got something to say about it. It's not all Sturm und Drang, however; we take a playful detour through the adventures of love (and how NOT to run away from the opportunity to love and be loved in return); we celebrate the official recognition of Druidry in the U.K. as a legitimate religion; we reply to some listener emails; we dish on J.K. Rowling's recent appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show; announce that the legendary Enchantments magical store in New York City is alive and well on the Lower East Side; ruminate on the coming Samhain season; explore Carmen's unnatural fascination with large zits (gag); mention Perdurabo, an updated biography on the man, the myth, the legend himself, Aleister Crowley ("Uncle Al"), written by Richard Kaczynski; and last but not least we hear a wonderful new song by Jeff Altergott called "It Gets Better" dedicated to all the GLBTQ youth out there struggling with daily harassment for being who they are.
Featured artist: Jeffrey Altergott And now for a poem: Fire Island September 18, 2010 by Lucky de las Brujas Roiling tides that presage the storms at sea, Half-naked (or fully bare) boys with tans Hurling themselves, laughing, carefree, Into the swelling waters, finding fun In daring Dame Nature herself. Thongs on feet that flip, now flop, Now left alone along dry, sometimes-splintered boardwalks, Abandoned by their owners, Who prefer to feel the fire of the sun In the hot sands baking—almost burning— Between their carefully manicured toes, Connecting body to beach, man to eternity. A timeless sounding as surf sinks into the porous shore, Ephemeral sea foam fizzing into nothingness. Dingbat birds with tiny bodies, long legs, and even longer beaks Chase after the receding, briny waters Wanting to taste the sweet, moist meat of a fat worm Buried below the thirsty sucking mud. Pardon our sound--Lucky forgot to bring the good audio recorder and so this one was made with an iPhone.
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Tuesday Feb 16, 2010
EMPA#0025: Eat Your Heart Out! St. Valentine Was a Loon!
Tuesday Feb 16, 2010
Tuesday Feb 16, 2010
It's Valentine's Day, so Carmen and Lucky are waxing philosophical about the nuances of love, pagan handfastings, polyamory, gay bashing, and obsession. Is love just a mental disorder, a neurochemically induced fugue state of codependent lust? Or is it something more spiritual than that? We don't know, but we sure have fun trying to guess. Special contests announced in this episode. Psst, Carmen uses the "C" word in this episode!! OH, and it's her birthday on the 26th, so send her some e-love at eatmypaganass@gmail.com.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
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Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
EMPA#0016: Cosmic Eviction Notice or God Logic Redux
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
Wednesday Apr 04, 2007
Lucky is sober and cranky and Carmen is laughing it up because it's her birthday party (and Lucky's jealous). Vaginal soundscapes (aka labial ululations), listener emails, the Tower Card (AGAIN with the Tower!), the lesser banishing ritual, the Book of Urantia, and fishcake abound! Featuring "Abyss" by Electric Skychurch.
Tower Card Two-fer
Pisces: the dreamer of the deep waters
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EMPA#0012: Capitalism Is Love - Part 1
Wednesday Feb 07, 2007
Wednesday Feb 07, 2007
Carmen & Lucky get into the New Years Groove, low-carb eating out, manscaping & jalking, comatose catheter dongers, Carmen has a boyfriend!! Single women: ROAR! Pimp my altar, presidential picks for 2008, spread the love/pay it forward, and Pagan Judgementaljism -- all in this, episode #12 of Eat My Pagan Ass.
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