Eat My Pagan Ass - Pagan Podcast

Lucky is sober and cranky and Carmen is laughing it up because it's her birthday party (and Lucky's jealous). Vaginal soundscapes (aka labial ululations), listener emails, the Tower Card (AGAIN with the Tower!), the lesser banishing ritual, the Book of Urantia, and fishcake abound! Featuring "Abyss" by Electric Skychurch.

Tower Card Two-fer

Pisces: the dreamer of the deep waters

Email us with your techniques for banishing the blues. What songs lift your spirits? When your cranky, what do you do to turn that frown upside down? And when you throw a pagan party, what's your MUST PLAY song? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Carmen Kickass & Luckylicious celebrate Eat My Pagan Ass's quinciñera (15th birthday) by dragging up the DEVIL card and riffing on the rune ALGIZ (say it with me: Hail Heimdall, hookers!). We discuss some pagany NYC architecture and pull more tarot cards. This one is funny and full of wisdom, folks!

ALGIZ

Email us with your questions for Carmen & Lucky for on-air rune readings. Or send us your insights into the Devil card, the algiz rune, and anything related to the number 15!! eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Carmen and Lucky catch up on listener emails - SHOUT OUT, HOOKERS! you ROCK!! - Britney Spears has a meltdown ala the Tower Card - what price Fame, we ask? (and we would know!) Dream walking and Lucky rants about republicrats and Iraq. Carmen pulls a tarot card, and our listeners ask for a logical proof of god's existence. All in a day's work on Eat My Pagan Ass!

Email us and tell us about your dream journeys. Do you have recurring dreams? Best places, worst places you've gone in dreamscape? And can YOU give one logical proof of the existence of the gods? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

In this continuation from episode 12, Carmen & Lucky take on the meaning of happiness and the pitfalls that keep us from it. We discuss giving love, anal probes, DMT, the FDA, Retin-A, Tiajuana dreamin', Starwood Festival, and Carmen's E.coli. conspiracy! *If you're a fan of the movie "The Fourth Kind" then check out our conversation on DMT, and also read "DMT: The Spirit Molecule" by Rick Strassman.*

Email us and tell us about your alien abduction experiences. Have you ever seen a little green man in a saucer? Strange lights in the sky? Dreams of abduction? And on another note, are you happy? How do you stay happy? eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Carmen & Lucky explore the astrological implications of Pluto's demotion from a planet to a rock. A Leo plot to rule the solar system is revealed. A rune reading PLUS a tarot reading, and lots of listener emails. Wheee!!!

Email us and tell us your thoughts on Pluto--if you're into that sort of thing--or whatevs else ya feel like sharing: eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com