Episodes

Tuesday Feb 09, 2010
EMPA#0024: Go To Hell, Pat Robertson - or - Demonic Mnemonics
Tuesday Feb 09, 2010
Tuesday Feb 09, 2010
Carmen and Lucky invite a couple friends over for a coffee klatsch -- Delphi and The Superchungus riff with our cohosts about Secrets in paganism, NYC rituals, the Cult of Madonna, Death, dirty pagan asses, Radical Faerie Heart Circles, multiverses and time travel reverse Reiki healing, journeys to the Edge(s), weather magic, Haiti/Pat Robertson/Devil, and Luciferian witchcraft. Eavesdrop on this roaming conversation with four NYC (well, three NYC and now one Hawaiian) witches. Anything goes on this episode of Eat My Pagan Ass.
Join the Cult of Madonna!
Special Guests: Delphi and The Superchungus
Music credits: "Wondring Aloud" by Jethro Tull; "What's the Buzz" from Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack; "Death on Two Legs" by Queen; "Jets" from West Side Story; "Sh'Boom (Life Could Be A Dream)" by The Crew Cuts
Email us if you dig Luciferian witchcraft. Just what the hell is it really all about? And is Madonna really the devil? Or is she a path to freedom from the chains of spiritual bondage? Send us your Pat Robertson hate mail. eatmypaganass@gmail.com.Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.comFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 |

Saturday Nov 07, 2009
We're on YouTube (for now!)
Saturday Nov 07, 2009
Saturday Nov 07, 2009
So Carmen and I met up last night and she had a GREAT idea: Eat My Pagan Ass needs to be on YouTube. It's a perfect way to get our Bad Ass Pagan Theater episodes out there (boy, have we got some wild plans for this, our most popular segment!) So, we've extracted episode BAPT#1 from EMPA podcast #9 and published it as a stand-alone video. I'm curious to see if it will be flagged or otherwise pulled down. Be sure to get over to YouTube, subscribe to our video channel, and leave some comments & rate our videos. We're building a community here and the more you contribute to it the more we hope you'll get out of it. Check it out!

Thursday Jul 27, 2006
EMPA#0009: Badass Pagan Theater Premier!
Thursday Jul 27, 2006
Thursday Jul 27, 2006
we broadcast the first ever installment of "Badass Pagan Theater," in which we mock christian creation theory and the story of Noah's Ark; we ponder the neverending rain; lock horns with an ornery Wiccan highpriestess (or so she claims to be); and answer listener e-mails galore!!! Major Update: this episode contains follow-along art that you can view in your iPod video window or iTunes album artwork & video viewer. It appears that the opening credits are a bit too complex for an iPhone to play, so there's some lag unfortunately. You can watch how it is SUPPOSED to work by viewing it in iTunes or on our Web site: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com/2006/07/27/eat-my-pagan-ss-0009-badass-pagan-theater-premier/ NOTE: if you downloaded this episode when it originally aired in 2006, the original episode did not have the art.
This episode originally broadcast July 27, 2006; re-broadcast with added art content October 31, 2009.Email us and tell us what myths (from paganism, christianity, or anything else) you'd like to see Carmen and Lucky re-enact: eatmypaganass@gmail.com. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Wednesday Jun 21, 2006
EMPA#0007: Born again pagans in the Age of Aquarius
Wednesday Jun 21, 2006
Wednesday Jun 21, 2006
Carmen & Lucky continue their conversation from episode 6, and tell us more about how they came into paganism. They give the 411 on groups, talk about being a witch in the workplace, how to avoid shady tarot readers, how to deal with Born Again Pagans, and following your bliss. BLESSED MIDSUMMER, ALL!!
Email us and tell us your story about how YOU came into paganism. Have you ever been part of a coven? What was/is the experience like for you? And if you know any Born Again Pagans, we wanna know about it. Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com

Tuesday Jun 13, 2006
EMPA#0006: The DEVIL! 666, Affirmative Action Saints, Jehova (Witness!)
Tuesday Jun 13, 2006
Tuesday Jun 13, 2006
Carmen & Lucky take on their fears -- of heights, heroin junkies, Jehova's rapture, and the return of the beast. 666! George Bush receives a spontaneous regression and his inner naughty child receives a spanking from Carmen & Lucky. This is one of our favorite episodes!!
Email us and give us your praise, criticism, feedback, dirty pictures, WHATEVAH! Go to our podcast blog to post a comment, share your thoughts, and divulge your deepest secrets in an unabashedly public forum: http://eatmypaganass.podbean.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EatMyPaganAss Be our fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eat-My-Pagan-ss/172344217992 Join our Livejournal Community: http://eatmypaganass.livejournal.com