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Happy New Year, pagany friends! It's 2010, and not much has changed! It's politics (of fear) as usual, the Jihad is still on (what are YOU wearing under there?), and we're questioning whether this new Pope has been testicle-checked. Carmen decides to launch a Pentacade (rather than Crusade, get it?) and lunges at the Pope during Christmas mass. Lucky calls for a storming of the Vatican archives to reclaim pagan treasures. And we propose new tactics for preventing future underwear bomb attacks. Let's just say it's another "smooth move" from New York City's craziest pagans.

Eat My Pagan Ass Bomb!

Email us with your New Year resolutions, and let us know: if you could join our Pentacade and storm the Vatican to reclaim pagan treasures of yore, what would you hope to find? eatmypaganass@gmail.com.

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Carmen & Lucky are back from another cracked NYC adventure -- this time, they encounter a crew of blue-painted Avatar wannabes at the movie theater. Truly sad... But the movie Avatar is absolutely amazing and YOU MUST GO SEE IT! Practically a religious experience for pagans.

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Oh, and we talk about Yule Yule Yule, and all the crazy things people do (or neglect to do) during this most delicious and festive time of the year. And watch out for the crazy Yule Goat of Finland!

Yule Goat

Have a blessed Yule!!

Email us with your Yuletide wishes. How do you like to honor the return of the sun. What are your favorite holiday songs? Foods? Let us know: eatmypaganass@gmail.com.

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Happy freakin’ Yule, beyotches!

Yule 2009

O.M.Gods! It's YULE again! The wheel is turning faster than a Chelsea crystal twink turns tricks to score crank.  Carmen & I are busy busy busy preparing for the festivities ahead.  Meanwhile, we wanted to ask you all: what's your Yuletide wish this year?  Let us know (like, soon) by posting a comment here or emailing us at eatmypaganass@gmail.com.  Those of you with particularly wild wishes just might hear them mentioned on the podcast (we're recording the Yule episode tomorrow, so ya gotta be quick about it!)

In the meantime, I HAD to get another picture up on this blog. I couldn't stand looking at the damn turkey ass any longer.

Blessed Yule, beyotches,

xxx Lucky xxx

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Eat My Pagan Turkey Ass - picture of an uncooked turkey in an oven with an iPod playing Eat My Pagan Ass podcast tucked up its ass

Carmen & Lucky have just returned from the craziest pagan Thanksgiving party EVER. You won't wanna miss this DISH! (Warning: have a barf bag at the ready!)  Also discussed: labyrinths, magic circles (to close or not to close, that is the question), carnivorous pagans, the Judgment Card of the tarot, and the rune Mannaz. Make sure to save some room for dessert!

Email us with your favorite recipes for TURKEY ASS or any non-conventional food that you prepare in a pagan way. What's your must-bring dish that you take to every party and why? What are you grateful for, and how do you express that gratitude? If you're new to the show, introduce yourself. We'd love to give you a shout-out on a future episode of Eat My Pagan Ass. eatmypaganass@gmail.com.

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